Azazel Francis is an internet demon from the same layer of Hell as Poppy. She’s scarier, but he has, like, at least 5 heads and lives in the black space of the DOS box. His hobbies include catfishing, lying and performing electric mirror rituals. His favorite character in Disney’s Tangled is the diseased pixel in the lantern scene. It is the one you can’t see. It is the one that makes you feel. He’s daring you to find it. You’ve already started looking. It has all been leading up to this. To you. Watching Tangled. Face pressed against the matte finish of your monitor. The screen is soft. Your face glows blue in the light. Your eyelashes twitch and flutter against the screen and your eyelid can’t close because there’s so little room between your eye and the pixel. Like looking through a keyhole. It is there. It is there. It is there. It is there. It is there. It is there. YOURE GOING TO FIND IT I BELIEVE IN YOU
Games he likes: The Shadow of the Colossus, Beautiful Katamari, Gone Home, Soul Caliber III, League of Legends, Kingdom Hearts, Octodad, Bioshock, Goat Simulator, The Grand Comedy Epic Alan Wake
Geoff is standing in silent protest of Profile Bios until SOMEONE (Josh) finishes editing the video they shot in October 2015.
Long ago in a distant land, I(Josh) Emperor and Overlord of the House NETV, unleashed an a unstoppable media empire upon the world. But a foolish young intern wielding a magic microphone, stepped forth to interview me. Before the final question was unleashed, the intern open a portal in time and flung me into the future where his goodness is law.(Would have been nice to know the intern studied time magic.)
Now my mission is to return to the past and undo the future of goodness.
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere, with her husband Eustace Bang! But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere, so Max left and became a writer.
Max’s favorites: Games involving cards (YGO, MTG, PKMNTCG) Pokemanz, Bioshock Infinite, Tactical RPG’s on GBA, Pikmin, anything with Sonic (minus his weird stints with Mario at sports nobody cares about), Portal, the Elder Scrolls
Where Technology and Wizardry meet, Rich emerges with a puff of smoke and the familiar sound of a dial up modem. After all, he does respect the classics. For a living he harvests mighty plums from the tree of mythical reality and strives to be as understandably cryptic as possible. His ciphers bewilder the local townsfolk but he always reminds them that he too is one of them.
Le Renard Jacquois
El Oso De La Grasa
Billed Height: 5 ft 7 in
Billed Weight: 180 lbs
Billed From: The Commonwealth
Sole Food/Boot To The Head (Inverted stomp facebreaker)
Boston Cloverleaf (Texas Cloverleaf)
Getting annoyed at Harambe jokes
El Abrazo de Oso (Bearhug)
Offending your mother
The bringer of the end times. the bull who combats the ununited ones. the stalker in the labyrinth. the lord of the dark places the one they call Tom……..The saviour of the fallen lovers
Name : Stoven
Sex : Male
Age : [DATA EXPUNGED]
Height : [DATA EXPUNGED]
Weight : [DATA EXPUNGED]
Character Background : [DATA EXPUNGED]
He is just a mystery.
All of these fantastic characters were drawn by: Kim