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alexavatar Azazel Franics

Azazel Francis is an internet demon from the same layer of Hell as Poppy. She’s scarier, but he has, like, at least 5 heads and lives in the black space of the DOS box. His hobbies include catfishing, lying and performing electric mirror rituals. His favorite character in Disney’s Tangled is the diseased pixel in the lantern scene. It is the one you can’t see. It is the one that makes you feel. He’s daring you to find it. You’ve already started looking. It has all been leading up to this. To you. Watching Tangled. Face pressed against the matte finish of your monitor. The screen is soft. Your face glows blue in the light. Your eyelashes twitch and flutter against the screen and your eyelid can’t close because there’s so little room between your eye and the pixel. Like looking through a keyhole. It is there. It is there. It is there. It is there. It is there. It is there. YOURE GOING TO FIND IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

Games he likes: The Shadow of the Colossus, Beautiful Katamari, Gone Home, Soul Caliber III, League of Legends, Kingdom Hearts, Octodad, Bioshock, Goat Simulator, The Grand Comedy Epic Alan Wake

Azazel’s Stuff.

geoff_small Geoff

Geoff is standing in silent protest of Profile Bios until SOMEONE (Josh) finishes editing the video they shot in October 2015.

joshavatar  Josh

Long ago in a distant land, I(Josh) Emperor and Overlord of the House NETV, unleashed an a unstoppable media empire upon the world. But a foolish young intern wielding a magic microphone, stepped forth to interview me. Before the final question was unleashed, the intern open a portal in time and flung me into the future where his goodness is law.(Would have been nice to know the intern studied time magic.)

Now my mission is to return to the past and undo the future of goodness.

maxavatar Max

Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere, with her husband Eustace Bang! But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere, so Max left and became a writer.

Max’s favorites: Games involving cards (YGO, MTG, PKMNTCG) Pokemanz, Bioshock Infinite, Tactical RPG’s on GBA, Pikmin, anything with Sonic (minus his weird stints with Mario at sports nobody cares about), Portal, the Elder Scrolls

richavatar Rich

Rich is an IT Professional in the Greater Boston area and has been an NEH member since 2015. Rich has appeared on nearly all of the NEH podcasts and is creating his own NEH Podcast: The Jelly Podders, all about Spongebob Squarepants. An avid gamer, Rich enjoys 4X style board and turn based games like Civ 6, factory building games like Satisfactory and Multiplayer experiences like Eco. 

ryanavatar Ryan

Ring Names:

  • Nikolov Kinitskivich
  • Le Renard Jacquois
  • El Oso De La Grasa

Billed Height: 5 ft 7 in

Billed Weight: 180 lbs

Billed From: The Commonwealth

Finishing Moves:

  • Sole Food/Boot To The Head (Inverted stomp facebreaker)
  • Boston Cloverleaf (Texas Cloverleaf)
  • Getting annoyed at Harambe jokes

Signature Moves

  • El Abrazo de Oso (Bearhug)
  • Offending your mother
 stefan_small Stefan

The bringer of the end times. the bull who combats the ununited ones. the stalker in the labyrinth. the lord of the dark places the one they call Tom……..The saviour of the fallen lovers

steve_small Steve

Name : Stoven

Sex : Male




Character Background : [DATA EXPUNGED]

tonyavatar Tony

He is just a mystery.

All of these fantastic characters were drawn by: Kim